Golf Tenerife

An insight of what its like to live and golf in Tenerife

There your Balls !

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Love your Balls

Stroke your Balls

Show your Balls to close friends and family

Wash your balls regularly and make them shine

If you have really dirty balls, scrub them but not too hard

If you burst one of your balls see a Pro as soon as possible

Never Rack, bounce or crush your balls

Remember always to kiss your balls before driving or putting this is for luck

But remember never, ever Lick them…..

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